The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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