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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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