He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
honey bunches of taint.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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