So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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