why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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