Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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