so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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