i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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