I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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