this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Randomize
