All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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