omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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