Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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