you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
We left an ass print on the piano.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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