It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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