Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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