she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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