I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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