i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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