So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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