haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I need to wash the frat house off of me
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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