i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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