I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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