we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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