we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.