whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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