i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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