ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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