I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
