After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
