Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
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You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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