What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
