sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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