PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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