OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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