I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i think my tv is drunk
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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