Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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