People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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