I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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