Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I accidentally burped into my bong.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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