When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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