Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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