I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I party with great urgency now.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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