Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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