Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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