hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
