That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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