So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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