I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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