Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
this hospital has no fireball
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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