Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize