once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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