i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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