do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Randomize
