what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
This beer is not sobering me up at all
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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