white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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