we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
this hospital has no fireball
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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