You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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