Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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