I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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