a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my poor anus
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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